My love, whose love is surfing, skateboarding, hiking, snowboarding and me, is getting a new acl next week. It's a ligament in his knee that busted in January when he landed a jump wrong. It should be good as new in nine months. The same length of time it takes to incubate a baby it takes to make a new acl. I'd take a baby over a knee any day.
As a joke, I renamed our bank account knee surgery. I should've named it plane tickets, because that's what I spent it on.